Okay, so my figure, well if thats what you can call it, has changed someone since having my little lump. I put on a lot, i mean a lot of weight with Jazzy and have lost it all, but my body seems to have taken on a bloated ‘Mr Blobby’ look (i hope im not showing my age now!) So, wobbly bits, jelly thighs and general random lumpy bits, attractive hey! And my boobs, well i was lucky they didnt shrink, they grew a bit (!) no, i dont know how; and now they feel like they weigh a tonne! It doesnt help Jazzy keeps poking and prodding them at every chance…or indeed just using them as a pillow!

Also, i was having a clear out of my knickers today, as you do, and when did my pants become so unattractive? They are more like big baggy pants with no ‘yummy mummy’ in sight! Maybe i should just give up now and become an old lady! Well, im thinking about hitting the Next Sale to get some slightly more attractive pants and a decent bra or two…so watch this space. Lumpy mummy might just turn into…well…lumpy mummy with decent underwear? After all my mum always said ‘You never know when you are going to get hit by a bus!’ (thanks, fills me with hope when crossing the road!)